Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are hanging out again—and they’re very, very happy about it. Like, obscenely happy. Take one look at this photo of them riding bicycles like two giddy chipmunks, and you’ll see it. Selena is so jazzed about Justin these days that she has no qualms about wearing his gross, sweaty hockey jerseys in public. Or kissing him as he’s drenched in sweat. She just straight-up doesn’t care about his perspiration, apparently, which is wild. It’s like her infatuation’s made her forget the importance of a good men’s deodorant.
But her family is a different story. They’re not enticed by Justin’s rusty, athletic man sweat—quite the opposite, actually. According to this report from People magazine, Selena’s family is not on board with her reunion with Justin. “Justin’s family always loved Selena, but Selena’s family is still not happy about her seeing Justin,” a source told People. Maybe they would be if he just washed his clothes!
Kidding. If this report’s true, we’re sure the family’s issue with Justin runs deeper than that. Like, they’re probably also not thrilled with the fact his third album is called Believe, which is clearly a Cher rip-off.
Regardless of their reasons, People also reports Justin is not invited to spend the holidays with Selena’s family as of now. Damn. This probably throws a wrench in Justin’s plan to perform all the songs from his Christmas record Under the Mistletoe acoustically for Selena on Christmas Eve. Again, kidding; there’s no way Justin was planning that, but can you imagine? I’d pay big money to watch him sing “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” while wearing a tacky sweater— a clean tacky sweater.
There is a silver lining to this story, though: Now Justin has the holiday free to watch A Christmas Prince as many times as he wants. There’s honestly no better way to spend December 25 than that.
