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8 Ellen DeGeneres quotes that prove she’s the best thing ever

In honour of her newly-awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom, we round up our favourite Ellen DeGeneres quotes of all time.

1 “People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.”

2“Sometimes you can’t see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.”

3 “You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 today and we don’t know where the heck she is.”

4 “Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.”

5 “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

6 “I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.”

7 “I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”

8 “I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.”

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